omfg

lol i was looking for some pickup lines the other day and i found this gem

ill pick out my favs for you guys

My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.

When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.

When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.

Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.

My Donphan won't ROLLOUT for you much longer.

Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.

Let's have a Togepi of our own!

Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?

You'll be WEEZING after I'm done with you.

Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?

My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!

I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.

I'd like to Leech my Seeds into you.

Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin'.

My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!

I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.

I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious lion king(cat) in town.

I'll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.

My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get some experience.

If I were a Hitmonchan, I'd Thunderpunch dat richard simmons.

Is that a TANGELA down there?

Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot.

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